Printed to order in the USA · Ships in 2–7 business days · Free reprint on any print defect
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Original screen-print designs

Original tees for people with a very specific personality.

Original designs — retro screen-print and hand-drawn sketch styles — printed to order on heavyweight Bella+Canvas 3001 tees. Black or white, S–3XL.

  • $19.99 + $4.99 flat US shipping
  • Printed in the USA
  • Ships in 2–7 business days
  • Free reprint on any print defect
Fishing & dad humor

Men who lie about fish

1 designs
Trust Me, It Was This Big printed on a black heavyweight tee
Trust Me, It Was This Big
from$19.99
Dog people

Small dogs, large opinions

3 designs
Powered by Golden Retriever Energy printed on a black heavyweight tee
Powered by Golden Retriever Energy
from$19.99
Emotional Support Human printed on a white heavyweight tee
Emotional Support Human
from$19.99
Sorry I'm Late — My Dachshund Was Comfortable printed on a white heavyweight tee
Sorry I'm Late — My Dachshund Was Comfortable
from$19.99
For nurses

Twelve-hour shift energy

2 designs
Night Shift — Where Time Is Fake and Coffee Is Real printed on a white heavyweight tee
Night Shift — Where Time Is Fake and Coffee Is Real
from$19.99
I've Seen Worse. Literally Today printed on a white heavyweight tee
I've Seen Worse. Literally Today
from$19.99
For teachers

Surviving 25 small humans

1 designs
Teacher Voice Loading... printed on a white heavyweight tee
Teacher Voice Loading...
from$19.99
Cat people

The cat is not sorry

2 designs
Everything on the Floor Was on a Table printed on a white heavyweight tee
Everything on the Floor Was on a Table
from$19.99
The Plan Was One Cat printed on a white heavyweight tee
The Plan Was One Cat
from$19.99
Outdoors

Professional rock sitters

0 designs
Kitchen people

The starter eats first

0 designs
Chronically online

Low battery, high standards

1 designs
Social Battery 5% printed on a white heavyweight tee
Social Battery 5%
from$19.99
Why this is not a dropship store
  • Printed to order in the USANothing is pre-printed — your shirt is made after you order.
  • Ships in 2–7 business daysFlat $4.99 shipping anywhere in the US.
  • Free reprint on any print defectSend a photo — we reprint and reship at no cost.
  • Original artworkEvery design is drawn for Weird Laundry. You will not find it anywhere else.